Thursday, October 30, 2008

Dreams nd reality (Part 7) engineering days!!

After an awful 1st day for me in college.... whn ppl asked hw waz the first day... i had nothin gud to tell thm bout... coz on the vry first day i actually did nothin!!!

Well i knw tht my ol' buddies would be off for a while from my life.. so its time to interact with new people.. nd tht waz like a huge prob.. coz i don get along well with people so easily... nd i waz getting nightmares tht i might actually hav to spend these 4 yrs all alone .... but well for good i waz wrong... it waznt tht hard any way.. coz the bunch of guyz i met.. were realy cool.. nd gud at heart... ofcourse whn the gud is thr... the bad haz to give company... nd yea i did meet a bunch of dogs or loosers u may calll... but i wouldnt want to mention thm coz thy dont really deserve being here.... there werent many ... ... one of thm being the biggest loser of all.. a reall fck face .. who i dont want to comment on!!!

I met some great personalities.. having their own traits nd specialities.... these guys were with me during my happy nd sad days during those 4 yrs....

Akshat aka (ATD) .... yup he waz called as atd.... courtesy harsha coz this guy waz so much into the subject applied thermo dynamics.. which forced us to really agree with this nick name!!bt yea it waz akshat for me always though . This guy is very hardworking.... Topper of our college.... but he doesn look like one.. he looks juss the opposite.. nt a nerd in any kinda imagination......will spend cash for a gurl nd not for us... esp at the coffee shop :D... honest guy.... possessive bout his own stuff including a pencil... gets pissed off easily.. nd cools down at the same rate ... nd ofcourse...can take gIrLS for a ride through his smartness and persona...!!!

Well i've seen him play pool... nd i've never seen a more weird stance thn wht this guy takes... :D reall funny character.. can act really well...never ever got bored in his company.. nd ya he aint juss a frnd... he's family for me :) nd the same goes with next person!!!





Anuj aka anju ......Well none of us kept tht nickname for him... i donno why.. but not even a single lecturer could pronounce his name as anuj during attendence... thy would be like "anju" ... nd this guy used to get soo pissed off he would be like " hey sir !!!! thts anuj sir" :D ya he juss hated any1 calling hiz name as anju!!!

This guy iz Mr bindaas... doesn care a fck bout anythin.. anythin means anythin... wether its studies.. or attendence...agar isne khoon bhi kardiya na.. he'll be like (chal chod yaar hota hai!!!) nd tht waz the reason y our thoughts matched soo much..coz both of us r almost the same.. nd yea we are not born to work!!! :D .. he hates his job rite nw.. he's placed in hp.. nd thts wht he told me.. " dude we guys r not born to work man .. wht the fck"!!
one of the best pool players i've played with..nd yea gets some awesome one liner's goin whn gurls are around ... loves to be the centre of attraction even if the centre aint worth it... i mean plays a vry important part in our college fest's nd stuff... i seriosuly felt he waz wasiting his time!!!




Ravi aka ravi bhaii ... welll this guy is a type of gangster... gud gangster i mean.... he's Mr angry in our gang... but vry gud at heart i muss say.... juss love his hairstyle.. coz he's got very few left on hiz head:D nd yea he's n NRI ... hehe well he's not from states... he's from nepal.... with an indian passport :D keeps gettin into fights esp wid me... but never getss too serious!!!




Vipin aka vipss ..... well this guy is my lecturer... who is vry much responsilble for makin me graduate as an engineer... he gave me free tutions for like 2 to 3 subjects if i rememb rite...nd well if my previous comment says tht this guy is supposed to be a nerd.. nah he aint... he's smart.. and he can make any idiot who hasnt attended any class in coll to pass in VTU exams!!:)) so all in all a complete teacher.... very decent kinda guy in class... unlike us actually.. doesn fck around wid lecturers.. does'nt involve himself in irritatin ppl as well.. juss keeps his distance nd haz fun at others expense :D!!!




Harsha aka guruji .... welll courtesy akshat on the nick name... nd this guy he actually can teach the lecturers of don bosco... he knws more .. nd i aint exaggerating on this... its a fact ... brainy ass... rich bugger.... haz got lots of money to spend!!! rides a bullet nd looks like a gangster.... but he never can b one... !!!




Najmul aka Nazi ......... Mr gentleman of our group i must say... vry decent guy... soft spoken... ya thr haz to be a nice guy in our group .. hmmmm a touch unlucky wid gurls though.... gem of a person really... will help u anytime anywher... a great frnd!!!!
he's very much into participating in all kinda seminars from the mech department... always involved in fest work nd stuff!!!! extracuricular freak...



aavesh aka natu...... naatu coz.... hes u knw.. short dark and handsome :D .... nd he actually topped in the final semester... nd he really deserved tht ...very helpfull whn in need.. but don even try to abuse him in hindi.... well god save u if u try,... he'll rip u upside down.... :D ...

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

dreams nd reality(PART6)... engineering days

Well finally ve come to my main intention of writing this blog.... to share all those experiences i went through during my days in blore !!!

My first day in college..... hmmm welll i stopped dreaming since i came to b'lore but whn i used to dream .. like i donno... i still rememb whn i saw the movie kabhie khushi kabhie gham.... m sure every1 would rememb Mr Hrithik Roshan showing off with tht awesome lamborghini.... whoa... well i actually dreamt tht i would enter the first day of my college in a yellow lamborghini... aur style se door uthake ..( coz u knw how u get down froma lamborghini)... shades utaar ke... kareena kapoor ko avoid ....!!! So yea i would juss compare the dream tht i had ... nd the reality tht i actually came across

College bus was supposed to be my lamborghini........ i walked like 1km coz the fckin bus juss had one stop near my place.... nd thn wht waited for the bus for like 30 min.. aur kya uske baad finally the bus arrived ...well yahaan pe style maarne ka man hi nahi kiya yaar.... but the conductor of the bus got down in style i must say..... nd the first thing he asked bus pass..... huh tht waz like soo embarassing man... wallet se buss pass nikalke dikhaana pada kameene ko.. woh bhi rasthe pe... huh.. nd yea i waz very happy tht atleast one part of my dream came true... i wanted a yellow lamborghini... nd i got a yellow college bus.... :P nd to make matters worse... i couldn get a place to sit... huh forget bout parkin my ass.. i dint even hav place to stand...So the start waz gr8!!!!

Finally got down from the bus... nd took a deep breath of fresh air!!!!I did manage to find which class m supposed to be at... on reaching thr... i could see like around 60 guys seated... nd i dint feel like looking at any1s face... the only seat i saw vacant waz the front bench.... middle row... huh!!!

Well before knowing my friends i knew all the lecturers who were supposed to teach us in the first semester.....

pehla class waz ...gr8 i forgot the name of the subject .. i think it waz sum mechanics of engineering or sumthin... huh... (guys if u rememb plz post it on the comments) ... ya nd tht waz taken by Mr Rajasekhar.... well whn i saw him at first i thought he waz nice guy... coz he always used to smile.... nd he never used the word students ... "hello friends" ... yea he waz like tht... but he waz not nice... he waz the biggest ass hole in the entire college ... i mean i say this after finishing my entire engineering course..... nd ya whn i waz in 1st sem he waz just a lecturer.... nd whn i finished engineering he nw is the head of department of mechanical engineering..Biggest politician among alll..!!!!And i actually hate him more so now.. coz since i need a recommendation letter if i have to pursue my further stuides in uk,..... this bugger told he cant sign nd put the stamp... huh ...!!
(* I would like to thank my friend Dheeraj Shetty for taking so much pain by going all the way to college and carryin out all the formalities to get my recommendation letter done.... thanks buddy... i'll always b thr dude.,... cheers!! *)

Well next was mathematics.... well and this almighty subject waz taken up by Mr rajappa.... well the names are really weird arent thy.... it waz really weird for me.. coz i never heard names like these... So Mr Rajappa... for me i found him really cool ... lots of attitude kinda guy.... he wanted to stamp his authority on the students but luckily he waz juss teaching the first year... coz if he went further.... ohh god save him....he made comments like " donta worry ma.... i willa teacha u froma the basics.. ok ma,,, dont worry.... i will alaso teacha u the 1+1=2 .. ok ma ....nothinga to worry.. ok ma" .... well i've deliberately used 'a' after each word juss to get his accent across to u ppl.....Welll forget bout his accent .. but i really felt gud whn he said tht he'll even teach 1+1=2... coz i badly needed him to go from scratch...
He also made comments like "see ma... u donta need a to reada any text booksa ok ma... only my notes is enough .. ok ma.. all the paper setter take my notes nd set up the paper" huh... could u believe wht he said.. fck man... wht a liar... he actually ruined almost half the class who ended up having a back in MATHS-1...

There were many more interesting lecturers... but ill go ahead with them a lil later on....Well time waz for a tea break actually.. so i dint speak to any1... i waz feeling very uncomfortable.. nd i waz like whr the fck am i... "hey bahgwaan kahaan pe phek diya hai mujhe" ..... well as i took a tour of my college .. i came across the reference room...... so i think u can imagine my situation whn i actually entered the reference nd started reading sumcrap....

well i kept reading... nd one tall ugly kinda guy approached me ... he waz like " hey!!!! 1st semester" .... well i thought tht i ve got my first frnd in college .. so i replied" yes" befor i thought of showing a gesture of friendship ... he waz "baahar aana zara" ... in a reall rude manner .... i seriously dint like the way he said tht ... coz i hate ppl who boss around me... i wasnt nervous by any kinda imagination.. but ya i waz really pissed offf..... i took at it as it came... i went out.. i could see 4 people along with him... nd i waz like confirmed thn tht these guys were all set to rag me!!!!

i'll juss try to give the dialogue which actually happend between us ( ill call them as idiots)

idiots : " kahaan ka rehne waala hai"
me : " yahin bangalore "
idiots : "bangalore main kahaan"
me : i juss thought ke kyon be saaleh chai pe bulawun.. but i said"chandralayout"


nd thn suddenly a short guy wearing a stupid joker kind of day and night glasses.. he waz like

idiot: " chal coffee shop main aa"
me: "kis khushi main"
idiot : "seniors se zabaan ladaathe hai"
me: "haan thik hai par kyon milna hai"
idiot: "zyaada question math pooch jaisa bol rahein hain waisa kar"


I waz soooo pissed off.... nd at tht very moment i couldn help but i rememb rishik, hasnain ,dinesh,raunak.... these were my buddies in dubai... nd tht waz my gang.... if i had their back... i swear i would have made those fckin losers strip completely nd make thm go all around don bosco... but i dint hav the facility thn... so i waz smart nd i replied in a polite manner

me: "dekhiye mujhe abhi class jaana hai"
idiot: "achaa chal phir thu hamein lunch break main mil"
me:" haan ok"

huh ya rite ill meet u chucks ... i waz like fck off man....I waz like really pissed off coz no1 spoke to me like tht in my entire life..... and i knew i waz gonna meet more of these kind ppl... dn well i met at that very moment while i was getting back to class.
i waz wearing a black T-shirt.... hmm yea thts my fav colour.. nd my mom keeps sayin tht dont wear it.. its not lucky for u... nd well i knew tht at tht stage of my life.. no colour would do any favour to my luck....... so i met another idiot

idiot: " hey u black shirt.... come here"
me: well i juss avoided him... coz i myself had lost it
he called me twice .. thrice... nd i juss went upstairs ... nd thn he waz like ...

idiot: " u cant hear me"??
me: i waz so pissed off i said in a very rude manner " yea dude m deaf ok...u get it.. m deaf"

well tht guy waz like insulted .. he dint reply or dint comment anythin ... so i went off back to class... but i knew he'll bck for me again...


well all these things actually happened to me during my first day of college.... huh..really depressing... i had nothing nice to take home about.... however whn i got bck to the colege bus... thr waz another session of ragging going on in the bus... i tried to avoid nd u knw...juss kept my fingers crossed tht thy wouldnt end up calling me... well luckily my cousin waz thr... nd he had this drafter along with him... i just held it in my hand nd slept off... nd since first sem students dont get a drafter thy might hav thought i would be 2nd sem.. so i escaped unhurt in the bus..But a very interesting encounter occured whn i waz leaving the bus ... coz thr waz a group of girls who were my seniors .. nd thy tried interacting wit me

senior: "hey u in 1st sem "
me: "yea"
senior: "y r u having a drafter along"
me: "it aint mine... its his(my cousin rite in front)"
senior: " oh ok cool... take care bye" she said... but suddenly one female waz like "hey ur cute" :D


well i couldn say anythin.. juss smiled nd got off the bus..... nd tht waz the only gud thing tht i thought had happened to me as of my 1st day in college...!!!!
...............................................................................................................................2 b contd ;)

Saturday, October 18, 2008

dreams nd reality (part 5)

I reached b'lore like 1 week bfore the classes were supposed to commence!!! nd i waz nt at all excited tht actually my college life waz bout to start coz i had stopped dreaming.... i nvr wanted to leave dubai... coz had been thr like all my life... had gr8 frnds... evrything waz nice.. but kya kartha naseeb hi aisi thi...

Well i waz really trying to settle down in blore.. tryin to make myself comfortable.... nd i waz gettin advices frm all corners which i waz least intersted in....well my dad started off "dont act like a tapori nw.. get serious with life ... dont spoil my name" hmmm i wouldn want to comment... i could juss reply " ya fine " .... i waz juss hoping tht it would actually be the last thing i would need to take.. but as always i waz wrong again....

i donno people were like scaring me from all corners .." dont show off in college" ... huh thn for wht should i go to college ... nd m sure agar unke bas main hota na thy would hav applied oil... made me wear my pant really high tht i would'nt need to wear a shirt.. man i waz like wht the fck... thy were treating me tht as if i cant handle stuff on my own....
nd ya hw can i forget thy told me to take off my favourite gold chain nd bracelet... ... as if i waz goin to a college which waz located near the slum areas of b'lore or sumthin like a chor bazaar... or thy knew tht the staff in don bosco were cheap nd pathetic.... huh!!!

Later i came to knw tht there waz a function organised at don bosco for allthe 1st year students..... nd well i waz vry much intertsted so as to get a 1st look of my college...

So well i did go with my dad and a cousin... ...nd my first view of my college waz like achaa hai yaar... coz from outside it actually luks gud.... nd as we drove through... i could see a tomb kinda thing... it looked like a fckin water tank to me.... tht waz supposed to b the central building.. well for starts after seeing the outer part of the college i wasn too disappointed.... coz in dubai normally its not beautiful from outside.... but its amazing inside.. evn if its one of the worst schools... so i waz atleast expecting sumthin like tht ... if not more.....

Well i waz expecting to get into an auditorium which i actually thought tht every univeristy must have..... so obviously thy would be organising it thr.,..,
nd well again i waz wrong... i could see on their so called sports field woh jo hum log chote mote functions pe daal the hain na.. tent jaisa.... ya they were organising it thr.... thr waz a stage nd plastic chairs organised thnks to those volunteers... thy were those 2nd year students... nd wht bull shit volunteers.... they were acting like servants.... poor guys really ....

So function started... nd some babe was hosting the show..... babe matlab babe nahi yaar.... don bosco college main zyaada nahi milegi... isiliye babe.... or to make things more clear... hmmm like even a esha deol becomes a katrina kaif in DON BOSCO ... yea well tht iz a fact... so cant realy help...

many young looking uncles were visible ... nd they were actually guests who were called to waste 45 min of our precious time.. most of thm dint have hair... nd one guy tho he wanted to impress all the aunties... tht dumn chuck waz wearing a devanand cap covering his shiny bald head.. .huh!!! Well the way they spoke i waz quite sure.. tht the officials found thm on the streets .. paid thm Rs 50 nd got thm here to speak some utter nonsense ... :P

Well i knew tht if i had to spend my four years happily i had to live life on my own terms... thts more outside the college thn in....
hmmm later.. thy had lunch arranged for us .... nd well my dad sarcastically asked "kuch khaayega? " well i dint need to say anythin... We left the college.... !!!

Friday, October 17, 2008

dreams nd reality (PART 4)

Well again its 01:11 am here as i continue my blog... nd i feel like writing coz some1s really interested!! :) ...

.....Well later i waz vry clear cut in my mind tht i would be an engineer 4 yrs down the line...nd believe me i waz juss hoping tht i would manage to graduate in 4 yrs nd not more...:D
So the next question which waz being popped on to me waz which college??? nd they phrased it to me something like " abhi jho college aapko jaana hai bathao...its ur wish?" .. huh ya rite... i thought they were expecting me to fall on their feet whn thy said tht.... so i juss thought to myself ki "jab yeh sub log mujhe kela(banana i mean) khaane ke liye sikhaa rahe hain.. tho kele ka chilka bhi kahaan pe pehkhna hai woh bhi batado na...!!! " .... huh... tht waz the height... but again i couldn comment.. but i did mention a couple of colleges like ramaiyah.... BMS nd stuff... like these were the most happening engineering colleges in b'lore if any were there...

Couple of days later.... my dad waz like " i asked bout ramaiyah.. nd thy told me tht its not a gud college... students onl enjoy thr nd thy dont study"
hmmmm.... again i couldn comment but i waz like thts exactly wht i want........ i always used to think who waz tht great personality who waz advicing my dad... huh !!!
but i did try to make a point.. "yea thts upto the students rite.. to study or enjoy... thr's nothin to do with the college" well i dint get any reply... so yea ramaiyah waz out....

However one of my cousin waz doin engineering in blore... nd the poor guy did suggest colleges which i would actually feel better at .... but as usual... thy dint listen... He was studyin in DON BOSCO INSTITUE OF TECHNOLOGY !!!! So people were like "this is a good college you can put him in"

nd the only thing they were convincing me waz tht ... ur new to b'lore nd for ur luck ur cousins studyin there... so u might feel better in tht college....nd blah blah blah...
nd ya my luck... huh m soo lucky man!!!!


I dint want to argue anymore coz i knew my points gonna go unheard.... so thr waz no point to make a point... i agreed blindly.... MY BIGGEST MISTAKE !!! . Everything waz done...admissions nd all .. sub kuch!!! .. nd i dint knw which part of b'lore the college comes in... howz the campus .. infrastructre... yup i dint knw anything!!!!!


Hwever i just hope and pray tht no official guy from DBIT, Blore reads my blog... coz m sure he'll start thinking ways to sue me!!! hehe
coz m gonna make sure any lucky fresher who comes across my blog.. he'll stay away from DON BOSCO... till thn peace out.... :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Dreams and reality (PART 3)

Well 12th grade exams were finally over... nd my longest ever vacation which would ever be possible over my entire lifetime waz on.....had almost like 5 months ... nd had great plans so as to drain all the stress nd horror tht i had been through!!!

My results were like 2 months away then.. nd i juss wanted to chill out.. bindaas without havin any tension of gettin up at 4 nd preparing chits for my physics exam.. well thnk god those days were gone ...so to spend my vacation i wnt off to b'lore for a month if i rememb rite.. had a balst thr wid cousins.... nd yea happy days were actually bck again... but well those days were not supposed to stay wid me for long.. nd i knew it.. well i thought my results would at least take 2months.. but those freaking cbse chucks huh kya bolun yaar... itni bhi kya jaldi thi... yea thy announced it a month earlier spoiling 1 month of my vacation... well i knew those happy days were gone thn...

I fared pretty well in those exams actually getting a first class which waz like a distinction for me... i waz totally relieved... coz u never knw with these central boards.... u might end up gettin 80 for a paper u've attempted for 40... nd vice versa.... depending on how ur luck is.... welll i wouldn want to mention my luck at this stage though.....

however there waz one proud moment for me i got 84 in english :D .... nd i actually topped in my entire school .... nd believe me i hav no idea hw i got 84 in english... nd tht too in cbse.... no doubt my english papers always go well .... but 84 common.. thts a little too much... m sure the examiner must hav got some gud news.... may be he became a father or sumthin :P ... i donno who cares.. wether he became a father or his wife divorced him.... i waz hppy coz at the finall stage of my schooling .. even i had topped in a subject,.... so tht waz like really cool ... :D


Well as soon as my results were out people started pouncing on me ... "bolo beta aage kyaa karne ka iraadha hai" ... well i wish i could say plzz give me some space...... i dont want to do anythin .. juss let me live my life.. whts ur prob... but yea i couldn do tht... but i juss wanted to get away from science... so i waz like i'll do BBA.... nd the same person who had told me tht after 12th if u wish to get out of science u may... nd guess wht he said this time " r u mad.... whts wrong with u .. u slogged for 2 years taking up science nd nw ur thinking of commerce?"
Well i seriously wanted to give it bck to him.. but again respect u see... nd the worst part waz the ppl who were giving me advices were'nt fcknin qualified themselves.... so i waz like gr8 ...


Well later luckily my dad managed to understand wht i actually waz thinking.. nd he told me some really cool courses.... He started off with a course in gemology at the GIA .. thts the gemological institute of america... nd i dint even think for a moment...... YEA!!! tht sounds gr8... well i wasnt too bothered with the course.. coz i knew its not gonna trouble me much... nd btw i waz gonna be in states ... and i waz like cool man... hppy days r back...


Well things didnt stay cool though... with complete different opinions from everyone.. especially relatives back home in india.. even my mom she wasnt interested either.... but m sure those gr8 relatives of mine were the one's who brain washed my mom... so yea my dreams of going to USA were all over...

Well i still tried though ... again my dad told me bout a course in hospitality management in switzerland... i dint object here as well... waz vry hppy...... but thn i realised /... tht i would hav to change the bedsheets and stuff.. clean the room .. nd all kinda crap.... fck man... i cant do all tht.. is tht supposed to be a course.. or thy juss want servants who could pay thm... nd well yea rite hospitality from me... hehehe .. well tht waz surely a bad option....

So well i had nothin more to say... nd every1 were like engineering... the word itself gave me shivers..... but thn i couldn object nw.. it waz too late...
I finally agreed to go ahead with engineering in banagalore...........

Well none of my dreams were thr... i stopped dreaming since thn .... so my next title would juss be reality nd no dreams!!!!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

dreams and reality (PART2)

nw it wazz time for me to decide on wht am i supposed to take science or commerce...!!! i waznt interested in either of thm... but i always knew tht commerce is much suitable for me so tht i can live life happily... but i guess someone right on top juss wanted me to do the opposite of whtever i thought of doin.... nd all my elders... elders doesn mean juss parents.. every1... all family frnds... all those great advisor's told me tht "beta science karo... bahuth scope hai aage" scope??? bullshit scope man.. saaleh yahaan pe 10th mushkil se paas ki hai.. yeh log mujhe jeene bh nahi denge... huh!!!nd i waz like gr8.... m screwed.. big time.. nd i still tried opposing tht fact.. but it never worked..nd again later they were like " thik hai beta abhi science karlo... 12th ke baad agar tumhe commerce field main jaana hai tho jao" ... well tht actually dint make any sense to me... but i accepted to enter hell!!!

nd well hell it waz... looking at those books gave me a headache...I took computers instead of biology coz i dint want to give my parents nd family frnds dreams of me being a doctor!!!

nd for starts in 11th grade i flunked in chemistry and maths during the first termainal exam.. nd m sure my parents were like isko kyon daala science main!!!! :D... but seriously tht waz the first time i actualy flunked.. nd i waz feeling really sick.. so i thought thik hai yaar... ve entered hell let me get out of it as soon as possible.... nd later things did improve managed to clear 11th not with flying colours but thy were sufficient for me...

Well this waz the time whn gurls started entering my life from all corners....but me being a very shy kind of a guy.. it had to be for the gurls to come nd start off a conversation.. ;)
nd luckily thts exactly wht happened.. nd they did... so things started hapening nd made some gr8 frnds with whom m still in contact with...

Well days went by... exams came agin to make my life horrible... i had enough distractions in my life... aur uske upar yeh exams.. kya kartha .... i knew tht i better get my heads down... nd get goin... coz i knew if i did the same as i did whn i waz in 10th i'll surely flunk...

well i must say i did start as usual late thts as soon as i got my prep leave started ... around 20 dys if i rememb .... 5 days went off to decide how? whn? wht ? ... but the remaining 15 days i must say i did work hard... people around me were shocked ... esp my parents .. my brother.. coz for the first time in my life i waz actually workin hard .... well i had to its a CBSE 12th grade exam,.. nd thy juss love screwing their students... exams keep getting tougher year by year... nd believe me i again never wanted my face in the newspaper... i juss wantd to pass.......

Well my frist exam "physics" i wasn actually bad at this ... among all ,this waz my fav... i mean i did manage to understand the concepts... not like chem which i still dont understand which idiot created... thr cant b a more terrifying subject thn chem....

well after all sleeples nights , the night bfor the exam at 1 am i thought ill start revising stuff... nd well i juss couldn rememb any dam crap... i swear... i waz almost in tears.. i couldn belive whts happenig.. nd thn wht... went up to dad nd mom.. almost gave thm a heart attack ,,, " m sorry i don rememb anythin" hahahah ya thts exactly wht i told thm.... well thy knew thrs no point firing at me again .. thy juss told me to sleep nw.. nd juss write whtever u knw... i did sleep but thn again got up at 5:30 ..... nd i knew ill get screwed badly i better switch to the criminal phase,,,

Yea i did make chits for a board exam tht too 12th .. :D iknw its hard to believe... but my situation waz such... nd i did hav some practice...coz i waz like cheating for two successive years... 11th and 12th... so i waz quite confident of carrying the chits with me...but its totally different to carry it during a board exam whr u'll hv to write it in another exam centre ...

Well finally it waz my turn to write the physics exam..... nd i juss entered school .. all my friends locked completely into their books..,.. nd i wz with my chits... juss keepin it at differnet angles too see which would actually give me the best view... well ya it really needs practice cos i waz carrying 3 of thm..

hmm it waz like half an hour to go for us to leave for sharjah indian school which waz our so called exam centre.. nd the class teacher entered our class.. nd she waz like i hope evry1s got their hall ticket...

Well yea u guessed it right i waz soo into my chits tht i had actually not got my hall ticket... teacher rite in front of me... but tht dint stop me from sayin "holy shit i dint get it" !!!! nd she waz u idiot "do something". nd wht the hell would i do... i knew i had to call my dad nd for sure get ready for another firing.... nd yea i did tht.... luckily he got it.. m sure he must hav driven his car like schumi!!!

So wow... i knew my paper for sure is gonna go bad... with the start tht i had for it... however the papers arrived nd i successfully managed to use all my 3 chits .. i seriously consider u need talent nd guts nd confidence to use chits.. its not tht easy.... nd yea for any1 writing exams DONT TRY THIS!!! :D well as expected it waz an extremely tough paper...i knew tht i'll pass but it waz all thnks to those chits tht i used :) nd as proof for my parents.. it came down at gulf news paper.. saying tht "CBSE 12TH GRADE PHYSICS PAPER FOUND TOUGH" with all students and parents commenting of how tough the paper really was... it waz like a sigh of relief for me tht i wasn the only guy who found it tough!!!!

Well later i did use chits for all the remaining exams except english... nd thy went pretty well... i mean not like 80 % nd stuff.. i would clear it easily... so i waz fine at the end of my last exam. nd i knew tht finally I VE GOT OUT OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

dreams nd reality!!!(PART 1)

As i start off m already a so called engineer [:P] its been three months nw tht i havnt seen the face of my college... nd really god knws how time flew by... i juss feel tht it waz yesterday whn i finished my 12th grade nd thinking wht to do in life....

Well i waz never a studious guy... nd forget bout being studious i waz never ever interested in studies...nd i cant believe i ended up taking science nd later on engineering.. wow ..

Since i started to understand whts on tv.. nd i managed to understand the game of cricket... i always wanted to be someone like a sachin tendulkar or a rahul dravid... nd tht was like my only passion in life.. though i wasnt too gud at it... i had gr8 dreamss :P

hmm i used to keep playin with my cricket bat...imagining tht i m facing waqar younis and wasim akram and smashing thm all around the park for boundaries... :D

However one fine day ... it all came to an end.. whn accidentally imagining that i am facing shane warne i came right down the track smacked him for a six... nd thn wht do i see ..holy f*** whn my bat came down it actually broke the glass tea poy.... well it dint break completely but thr waz a crack.. so i slowly went bck to my room as if nothing had happened .. unfortunately i dint knw my mom waz much smarter thn me ... ;) as i had expected news wnt off to my hot tempered dad ... nd yaar jo normallly hota hai ... bahuth maar khaaya,... nd the worst part waz he actually took my bat outside the house... nd i waz like whts he trying to do ??? so whn i juss peeped out.. he waz trying to throw my bat right on the terrace... it waz practically possible cos it waz just a ground floor house.. :D .. but it wasnt tht easy... and me being such a great cricket fan... i cried nd begged my ass off... but my dad he kept trying.. he threw it once... it dint reach the top hehe :D.. nd finally i think it waz the third or fourth attempt whn it finally reached the top of my house...
hmm well tht waz the end of my favourite toy.......


I juss rememb whn i waz in my 10th grade.. i could juss hear my frnds sayin tht thy dint sleep ... thy ve studied 24*7 nd stuff like tht.. nd seriously the case with me waz i hardly waz serious that it actually waz a board exam.. i dint care a f*** bout it.. i used to sleep off at 10 nd get up at 7 whn my bus used to pick me up at 7:30 .... so after all tht, my hardwork could be clearly seen in my results... i got screwed big time... howevr i wasnt too dissapoointed coz i never wanted my photo to be at the newspaper column.. My funda waz either u study soo hard tht ur stupid face is visible in the newspaper..or juss read something and pass!!!
So i waz actually vry happy tht m done with atleast 10th grade...!!!

mY turn to bLoG !!! :O

I always used to think why the hell people tend to blog.... whts the basic point??? and now i basically get it.... coz for the first time in my life i find myself in a situation where i actually have nothin better to do!!!!! so i donno m sure people would be having different perceptions regarding this but for me ppl who blog are completely jobless!!!! [:D] so am I!!!

and the guy who actually inspired me to write somethin like this is my frnd my buddy akshat thapliyal... :D... well i wouldn be able to match up to the way this guy writes nd i wouldn try... nor do i care hw people would think how i write... coz i seriously don give a dam to tht... its only for the people who i knww so closely nd my frnds ny1 in tht matter who knw me pretty well ..nd m doing this juss for me nd all my frnds so tht it may put a smile on their face now nd maybe 10 years down the line...

nd i also hate people who think they r some gr8 english scholars... who use words which thy start hunting from the dictionary... i mean who use really heavy words...
So :) yea u wouldn need a dictionary to read my blog.. coz m gonna make it as simple as possible!!!
nd ya plz do post ur comments gud or bad... both would be appreciated more so gud!!! [:D]

cheers!!!