Monday, November 3, 2008

In Bunkers.....

Allrighty then....i'm strting off in rakshat's blog.... Hoping that this post works well for him, i actually broke a coconut right in front of my PC before i strted.[ :D]

I'll start of lightly with this one incident which i would like to bring to the kind attention of the readers.....(oh and here We/Us=Akshat + Rakshat)

We were in our 1st semester and our friends group was quite a bit different back then...i know rakshat remembers this quite well...dont u dude!!! ;). The group consisted of us, Raghu*, Kishore*, reddy, Kishore's potti and Raghu's Potti(the last two i prefer not naming).
One fine day all of a sudden Raghu comes up to us nd tells us about the joint plan of him and Kishore(with their pottis respectively) to go to a disco(Sparks) in Brigade road. We promptly reminded him about there being only couples entry and 2 guys entering along with two couples was bound to send the wrong signals....[:D]
He said that stags would have to pay 200 bucks, while couple entry was free. An immediate reminder again went from my side tht couples also might have to pay the same amount while stags might  not be allowed in the first place. Brushing aside all objections he convinced us tht it would be a fun day. So along with Reddy the 6 us embarked upon the great journey in.....public bus...thts right....we went to a disco in a Public bus....

Finally the journey ended and we stood in front of the disco, me and rakshat along with reddy being least botherd stood on one side, while Mr. Raghu took charge of procedings and went off to enquire wether stags would be allowed, and prompty returned back shaking his head. Rakshat being a supportive guy he is(although boiling inside with rage, like me) told those guys to go ahead and that we'd roam around in brigade road....We were also partially happy that at last we would be seen around proper chicks(unlike the ones with us).....

Me and Rakshat were 'accha-bacchas' back then and after reaching the opposite end of Brigade road, sweating, stinking and full of pain after so much travel, settled down for a glass of cold Lassi!!!!
No sooner than we had begun attacking our lassi...Rakshat's cell began to ring....it was Kishore... Who told us that even couples entry wasnt free and that they are out of sparks. I cannot actually type the words mouthed off  by rakshat at that moment, due to moral grounds, [:D] but i swear i was not pleased either, neither was reddy, but he thought better and sipped his lassi even faster!!!! We were not at all pleased by the idea of seeing there faces so soon, esp of those two chicks....

They also told us about their next destination, a place called 'bunkers'....
We recieved wrong directions and so went off searching for bunkers in the opposite direction, when finally Rakshat ambushed a guy walking and asked him, wher exactly is this bunkers place. that guy asked us if we wanted the pub 'bunkers', and pointed us to the right direction... We were shocked upon hearing tht it was a Pub....and another round of swearing left Rakshat's mouth, then i reallized even Rakshat had reservations about going to a pub. I was really glad. But thinking about it as a new experience we reached that place and surprisingly found it completly dark and smoky as if it was on fire.... It felt like as if we were in a dungeon.... As we moved further in we saw a scantily dressed chick dancing to some really bad music in the middle of the place, having a ciggy in her hand. She wore a tight......(well lemme not continue about this further [:D], all i'll say is all three of us kept banging into things around us as we could not look away from her...[:D]).....

As we continued to fumble our way inside, we saw some hands waving. Thinking it to be those guys we moved furhter in and sure enough in the far end we saw the 'GANG' sitting happily and guzzling beer. As we got together i noticed tht we were 1 member short. On closer examination we found we were 2 members short and 1 extra person had come in. The person was, well, Rakshat knows her....dont you dude...Bhabiji!!![;)] She was so glad on seeing rakshat, in fact i could see the glow on her face even in the darkness and an under-the-breath swear left rakshat's mouth. We saw the missing people were raghu and his potti, Rakshat tapped my shoulder and pointed, looking around we saw them sitting in another table nearby, hand in hand....I canot tell u guys how disgusted i felt seeing them holding hands and drinking Beer(not that i have any problems with a couple holding hands, just tht they looked so imperfect) Anyways the three of us sat down and started looking at each others face, mentally asking what to do next(of course with bhabhiji luking at rakshat's...[:D]).... Not surprisingly we were offered beer promptly which all three of us generously declined. Then reddy started to tell his own story, when one day he passed out after having just one sip. All the more reason to stay away, right. I was thinking if we pass out these guys will easily carry Rakshat home but they'll not be able to lift me also. They continued to force us and told tht reddy is just a freak, as nobody  getts 'talli' after 1 sip. They continued to force us harder. I was the first one to break, as i had just turned 18 the prev. day [:)], and no sooner i brought the mug close to  my mouth a stinking odour hit me....Yuck!!!! how could anyone drink this!!! I eventually did and almost puked after the first gulp, at that point i realized i wasnt beer material. Rakshat was up next and fared even better, he just smelled the mug and nearly threw up handing the glass back quickly!!!! [:D].... Reddy didnt break and didnt even touch the mug.

Probably the biggest surprise was to see the 'chicks' drinking, in college they were the most gharelu type, wearing a behenji kurta, but out thr they were drowning mugs after mugs, their eyes getting redder and redder..... After, what felt like, an eternity everybody decided to leave we agreed too, as that girl had just stopped dancing and was packing her stuff. Rakshat seemed the most hard hit when she stopped...[:D].... Anyways the happy couple who were sitting alone joined us and and as soon as we strtd to leave entered 'Raman' supporting a huge beer belly.... he told us to wait fr a sec while he went in and orderd a mug....meanwhile outside Rakshat asked bhabiji, who was most eager to oblige, tht among him and me who was most likely to start drinking, she promptly luked at me and replied "Akshat"...Rakshat seemd happy with the answer....but i assume she just said that cuz of her "LUV" for him...[:D](dude...plzz dont delete this part)...... no sooner was this conversation over raman emerged back out red eyed...he had just gulped down the mug in less than 30 secs....I was amazed..... meanwhile The two happy couple were already outside waiting to go back to sumbody's house...[;)]....

As it turned out Kishore was dropped home by, a suddenly friendly, Raman....(some booze does help ppl become close friends). Kishore's chick took an auto home, Raghu and her potti took an auto, dont know to whose place, ...[;)]...Bhabiji also took an auto home, but was slightly sad saying bye to rakshat.... As for the remaining three of us...we shared an auto for a major portion of our jouney back....I was so glad the day had ended.
I still remember the conversation we had on our way back....esp this sentence, rakshat told me...."salle, agar tune aaj ke baad phir piya to tujhse bada kamina kahin koi nahi hoga"...[:D]
(Guess mein kamina hi ban gaya bad mein, kyun???)

Actually looking back at that day 2day......it seemed so insignificant. Writing this makes me feel that some of the readers might think tht this person is self obsessd and want other people to know every bit of his life as if he is a celebrity...but the truth is...that day seemed so much bigger back then, it makes u think how u've grown mentaly since that day and how have your perceptions to various things changed over the years, also i honestly met the true Rakshat then and i'm happy that i did....I can confidently say that Rakshat has not changed his beliefs, his fundamentals....and stands by them as strongly 2day as he did back then!!!!
Well, if still people think about me being self obsessed, "Tough luck dude!!!!, y dont dont u create your own blog!!!!"....we'll see then!!! [:)]

Attention readers: You'll be seeing a lot of me in here!!!! and i as you have already seen, i am quite generous with words....and i dont mind that honestly!!!! constructive comments are a welcome....[:)]. Thank you!!!!

Also i'm a lill cheap, so i've decided to promote my blog "Your's truly" through Rakshat's(which i dont think he'll mind 1 bit).....so ppl do the world a favour jus drop in in my blog also!!! doing so will prevent deforestation and help many NGOs!!!!![:D] Grazie!!!!

* names changed due to security reasons!!!![;)]

6 comments:

Vipin said...

I owe a lot to u akshat for revealing all classified details about rakshat mohan raikar

kritika said...

well 1st of all rakshat se achaa likha hai... i must say ... I MEAN LIKE YOU HAVE NOT HIDDEN ANYTHING ....!!! ya aur rakshat ji aap tho perfect shaadi material ho yar :D !!! acchaa bachaa!! well said!!!

AKXAT said...

thts encouraging...Danke, Danke!!!! [:)]

DHEERAJ said...

akshath bhai, tussi great ho..... superb writin da... aur bathana math boolna un do "change of name" ke baare mein

rash raikar said...

huh,,,, duude,,, u've got fan's already by 1 post... hmmm mujhe peeche chod diya yaar tune :D.. heheh lolzz.. gr8 goin man!!!

abhitendiya said...

huh guys em jus seein wat i missed out on... he he he... hey good one fatso... reeeely good